BLOGGING DURATION
How long have you had an online journal or blog? Don't blog? Then hit the road buddy. Bloggers only.
 DOMAINS
All websites require an internet domain. Where does your domain kung-fu land on the scale?
 TECHNICAL PROFICIENCY
The web is built on the backs of the geeks who run it. Are you one of the technical elite?
 LINKSLUTTING
Page ranking has made it a spammers wet dream and a Technorati Cosmos watcher's best friend.
 STATS
Are you the Nielsen Family of the blog world? Do you reload your counters so much 99% of your visits are yourself?
 POSTING FREQUENCY
How many times a day do you post?
 SEX
Ah, yes ... what would a survey be without a sex question? As shocking as it may seem, some bloggers have been known to exchange bodily fluids with one another. What category do you belong to?
 EXHIBITIONISM
With the proliferation of digital cameras, you no longer need be concerned about the clerk at the photo lab seeing your naughty bits. But hell, you'll put on them on your blog. Right?
 SYNDICATION
The syndication wars have been raging since the dawn of the blog. Have you taken a side? Are you Switzerland? Do you even care in the slightest?
 TROLLS
The Internet, much like real life, has it's share of pond-scum. Have you been terrorized by these reptilian life forms?
 SURVEY WHORING
Online surveys are all the rage in the blogosphere. You can't blogsurf for more than a few sites without running into them. Where are you in the survey whore spectrum?
 SPAM
Comment spam is bringing a lot of bloggers to the brink of homocide. How do you handle this attack on humanity from Satan himself?
 ME
 NOTORIETY
A couple years ago we may have called this "microcelebrity," but simply put, it's being known amongst other bloggers for one reason or another: You wrote an amazing essay or post, you created a meme, you said something (or continually say things) to piss off the right people, you pulled off a grand prank, you started a cult of personality, you were nobody until you somehow ended up in a Wired/New York Times/CNN/etc. news story... Whatever it was, you somehow became a known entity. Or maybe you aren't and you like it that way.
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